Gold Rush [1925]

Charlie Chaplin

Silent Movie / Comedy

In a reprisal of Chaplin’s ‘tramp’ persona he heads off to the Alaskan territory with just his cane (and woefully underdressed) looking to capitalize on the gold rush.  He runs into a storm and takes shelter in what seems to be an abandoned cabin – but its currently being used by an escaped criminal who isn’t too happy with the new company. He chases Chaplin off in a comical wind/storm scene but then a prospector (Big Jim) who found gold seeks shelter from the storm in the cabin and overpowers the criminal. There’s an uneasy standoff where the three men begin to starve and they draw straws to see who goes out into the storm to get food. The criminal is sent off and promptly finds bounty hunters looking for him who have a nice sled full of supplies. He shoots them and steals their supplies and promptly vanishes from the movie (I’m not really sure why he even was in the plot except maybe as an antagonist for the staged cabin scenes)

Cut back to the cabin and there’s the famous scene of Chaplin boiling his shoe to have something to eat (imagery featured frequently in images of hobos) and then Big Jim being delirious due to hunger and imagining Chaplin as a giant delicious chicken they have a quick chase and then big Jim comes to his senses and leaves to find his gold only to be assaulted by that criminal guy and left unconscious in the snow!

Cut to a different movie altogether for a while for a weird romance subplot where Chaplin meets a dancer who flirts with him to anger another guy and then agrees to go to dinner with Chaplin on NYE. On NYE Chaplin sets up his cabin all nice and then does the famous dancing roll bit (Oceana roll) then falls asleep waiting for her to arrive. She never does (quite a sad bit where he looks in the window and see her dancing with that handsome fella. He wanders off and then Georgia and her friends go to cause trouble for ‘the tramp’ but then see all the effort he want to for the party and she clearly feels guilty at her behavior. Later Chaplin goes into the party to confront them when big Jim rolls in (having lost his memory after the assault) and grabs Chaplin and says ‘we need to find the cabin! Then we can find my gold and I’ll share it with you!’ — so they head back to the cabin and get some rest before they head out but then a crazy storm blows in and blows the entire cabin to a cliff edge!

They wake up and a funny bit ensues where they walk back and forth and the cabin teeters on the edge but they think it might be a hangover but then when Chaplin opens the door he sees he’s dangling off a cliff and then they spend a few minutes figuring out how to escape but fate has smiled on them – the storm blew them right to big Jim’s mine! They’re rich!

Cut to them dressed fancily in furs and smoking cigars walking on a ship to sail back to America as millionaires – we see Chaplin’s girl also sailing out as it seems things didn’t work out with handsome man (she never really seemed that into him to begin with). Some various hijinks ensue where she shows she’s a somewhat good and remorseful person (offering to pay for his ticket when the crew thinks he’s a stowaway) and Chaplin goes in for the kiss and roll credits.

4/5 stars – The movie is iconic for a reason – so many tropes were born from this movie as well as call backs in many modern movies (the bread roll dance in Benny and Joon, countless eating your boots scenes.. Etc.) and for a silent movie it conveyed both comedy and pathos very effectively you forget it’s a silent movie and are drawn into the narrative completely.

(side note: apparently there’s a 1941 version re-cut by Chaplin that includes his own score and narrated interstitial panels. .might watch that if I have the time)

The General [1926]

Type: Silent Movie, Comedy

Starring: Buster Keaton

The origin of slapstick comedy in movies? This movie is 100 years old but the laughs are pretty timeless.  Keaton plays a train engineer who loves his train and Annabelle, a woman in his town. The movie is set at the outbreak of the civil war and when a general muster is called for the town Keaton tries to enlist (to impress his lady mostly) and he is deemed to important as a train engineer to fight on the front lines.

He tries several times to enlist but is rebuffed before he leaves rejected (the famous shot of Keaton sitting glumly on the train wheels as the train starts to move).  The union general sends some troops undercover to steal a train at the end of the line and then take it along the line destroying infrastructure on the way. They decide to steal Keaton’s train – and by happenstance his woman is on the train looking for something from her trunk.  He proceeds to chase the train using a variety of methods before commandeering a confederate train to chase them. He finally catches up with them and is hiding under a table when he hears plans for a union surprise raid and he sees that Anabelle is there! She’s been captured by the union and is held hostage.

He rescues her and they escape into the night.. When day breaks they see they are near a union train depot and lo and behold his train ‘The General’ is there! They sneak aboard and steal the train heading back to confederate lines being chased all the way. 

After setting a fire on a critical bridge they alert the confederate army who mount a counterattack on the union and drive them off and the Keaton gets the girl and a promotion to lieutenant

3/5

I really enjoyed the comedy elements of this movie – and Keaton did all of his own stunts, some of which were really straight dangerous! The plot existed to serve the comedy but was passable but the treatment of the actress was pretty poor (She was the inept comic relief who was dumb as a box of rocks) — yeah yeah I get it was the 1920s but it was still jarring to see.

Metropolis [1927]

Name: Metropolis

Type: Silent Movie / dystopian sci-fi

Interesting take on a dystopian society where the elites live above in the sky in a city that is powered by the ‘workers’ that toil in the city below.  The son of the rich people’s leader sees a woman trying to organize the workers for better lives and falls instantly in love (as you do). His dad has a best bud ‘ Rotwang ‘(the prototypical evil mad scientist) who has made a robot that can assume human form. The dad asks Rotty to make the robot in the form of the woman trying to organize the workers to incite a rebellion he can then quash them entirely. Little does dad know that Rotwang secretly has beef with him because his one love Hela chose him over Rotwang so he wants revenge! He knows the woman is in love with his rival’s son and plots to destroy them both with his robot girl!

So he make the robot girl into the whore of Babylon.. Who dances (quite lasciviously for the 1920’s) and drives all the rich boys crazy (some 7 deadly sins allegories sprinkled in here) and then incites the workers to open rebellion. The revolting workers break ‘the heart’ machine which for some reason causes unchecked flooding? Anyways the real Maria arrives to rescue the kids from the flood while their parents are on a riot rampage (hey, did we forget to hire a babysitter?).

The workers are angry all their kids are done for, so they blame Maria and burn her at the stake.. But NOT it’s not Maria! It’s the robot lady! But where’s Maria? Oh she’s being clumsily chased by a cartoonishly evil Rotwang who really needs to work on his cardio. Then there’s a roof fight and some hero falling and getting back up  tropes (wait, if it is the original movie to do it, is it a trope?) they fight on the rooftop and Rotwang falls to his doom.

Boy get girl – father learns lessons and.. Cut to the fin title card.

3/5 – The special effects for it being 1927 were pretty amazing and innovative and the acting was very local theater production but I understand that’s just how things were done at that time since theater was the prevalent entertainment medium while movies were the new hotness. Overall as one of the first science fiction dystopia movies (one of my favorite genres) I appreciate how it sets a standard that you see repeated in a lot of movies even almost 100 years later.

Introduction

I’ve always been a goal oriented person. I’ve been doing public shared goals for close to 20 years now and I’ve never managed to hit 100% on these goals (I think 70% is the closest I got).

As I stared into my fifth decade on this earth I wanted to come up with something other than my usual goals. Something that would be really challenging yet fun and interesting. I started out with my usual set of annual goals but then added blocks of challenges, activities and things I’ve always wanted to do. For a midlife crisis I thought this wasn’t too bad – I mean, I’d like a convertible sports car too but for now I’ll focus in on trying my best to hit 100% on my goal list this year.

This blog is not meant to ‘go viral’ or ‘generate content’ it’s a check for myself to see where I’m at and also help me write more (something I’ve always enjoyed). I’ll share it like I do my goal list and I’m sure once the initial curiosity is over I’ll be the only visitor but that’s OK (besides – blogging and sharing the experience is one of the goals, so it’s a self-fulfilling prophecy)

Without Further Ado – here’s the list of 50 things I’d like to accomplish in my 50th year (personal/medical goals are redacted for privacy)

See a monster truck show
Lose 50 Pounds
See all NY/NJ sports teams in 1 calendar year
Create 50 art pieces (paintings, drawings, etc.)
Read 50 books
Visit my family’s hometown (Torre Del Greco, IT)
Climb Mt. Vesuvius
Run a 5K
Meditate 50 times (or more!)
Make a dish from 50 different countries
Try Paleo / No Grain for two weeks
50 hours of Italian Lessons (Babbel App)
50 TED Talks
Learn lead guitar / play a solo
Take singing lessons (online is fine)
50 different pizzas
10 Hikes
5 Pullups
Finish Python book (w/all exercises)
Get my dream guitar
Visit Martin factory
Watch 5 top movies from each decade of film (50?)
Write a song (and play all parts)
Do a 72 hour fast
Go to Banya at least 4 times
Eat at a Michelin star restaurant
Eat vegetarian for two weeks
Eat Vegan for two weeks
Quit drinking diet coke / diet sodas
Create family recipe book
Make all meals from scratch (where feasible) for 15
Limit social media to 1 hour on the weekend
Try a 30+ year old scotch (just a glass obviously)
Listen to the 50 greatest albums of all time (RS)
50 hours of ‘learning’ (any subject)
50 hours of Informational Podcasts
Learn 10 new songs
Track all goals in a public site (IG? Blog?)
Get a Bespoke Suit
Start Gratitude Journal
Don’t eat fastfood (places w/a drive through)
Learn to make my own Mozzarella
Try a one week dopamine detox
No sugar on weekdays (any added sugar)
Try a week of gettng up at 5am
Try a week of cold therapy (cold showers, mornng tea outside)
PERSONAL (Goal Hidden from Public View)
PERSONAL (Goal Hidden from Public View)
PERSONAL (Goal Hidden from Public View)